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Agnes The Grumpy Teenager

Agnes The Grumpy Teenager


For anyone who hasn't been following Joan's Instagram account, this is Agnes "The Grumpy Teenager". Agnes was created by Joan at Christmas in 2019. She's made with a wig head for the base, which Joan has drawn a face on. She's stuffed with the Christmas wrapping paper from under Joan's tree. Her outfit is a deer pajama onesie that all of the girls in the family wore on Christmas morning, she's wearing black gloves, sunglasses, and her hair is made with the ringlet wig used in the stage production Over the Moon. She was originally wearing Yeezy shoes but those were switched to a pair of Vans before she was sent here. Agnes comes with a certificate of provenance AND a handwritten note from her creator. This is an absolute one-of-a-kind item that will be the center of attention in anyone's home!


    This is a brand new set. It was removed from the wrapper for Joan to sign the cover.


    As all of the items on this site are from the personal collection of Dame Joan Collins, there will be no returns accepted. All information pertaining to the condition of the item will be noted in the product description. 


    Items will be shipped via USPS. They will be sent within five business days after payment has been received. The buyer will receive a tracking number for their package so they can view updates on the arrival status. 

    *** Please note: the USPS does not always update their system on items sent internationally. It can take upwards of several weeks to receive items via USPS First Class International Shipping. ***

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